Welcome to Augustralia!

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Are you looking for a dreamy getaway vacation to an unpopulated destination? Look no further than Augustralia! Augustralia is a unique, one of a kind island of something better than your imagination. Located on an island on the outskirts of WA state, Augustralia provides a truly warm environment that you won’t regret: it’s the only tropical island in the northern hemisphere. Be mystified by the exotic wildlife and scenic views.

Located in the island’s center is the Greenhouse which uses organic and healthy methods to grow organic and healthy veggies and fruits. Guests can enjoy the most delicious delicacies in the garden of nature and take comfort in the locally grown nutrition.

If food isn’t for you, then maybe you will be interested in touring the “enchanted forest”. Guests can take a stroll through seven miles of magical foliage. Throughout the walk, guests can spot imaginary fairies, sample mushrooms, and be enchantingly dazzled by the sparkle of the leaves. The Augustralian wildlife boasts a surprising seventy-nine different species of mushrooms, and around twenty-seven species of other plants. For the explorers, Augustralian nature will not disappoint!

*caution: Some guests get lost in the forest, and wander for very long periods of time.

After a midday stroll through an enchanted forest, guests will be happy to relax on the beach. The beaches of Augustralia are filled with pure white sand and sunny as can be! If you wander along the beach enough, you will eventually reach the Royal Palace of Towers which is home to the island’s permanent resident: Augusta Bailey. Once a year, on June 19th to be exact, the palace doors open for a grand feast of vegetarian dishes. Unfortunately, it is only one day a year. On normal circumstances, visitors can be content to gaze upon the majestic architecture of the towers. Because the towers bricks are painted with the rare concoction of unicorn tears and butterfly dust, they have no definite color: most visitors claim to see a pale pink, but you can decide for yourself.

You never have to worry about “getting lost in the crowd” on a crowded, tour driven island. Augustralia has a population limit of precisely twenty five people. This is so the island workers can make sure no one gets lost in the enchanted forest. That’s the only reason.

With the beautiful beaches, enchanting forests, delicious, mouthwatering food, non-crowded environment, and stunning architecture, what better destination is there to travel to than Augustralia?? Plan your trip today and call 616-123-4567 for more information!